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Wait a minute

A man is talking to God. “God, how long is a million years?”
God answers, “To me, it’s about a minute.”
“God, how much is a million dollars?”
“To me, it’s a penny.”
“God, may I have a penny?”
“Wait a minute.”

Lovely story

By great lover

The following friday i arrived home from a long week of hot and labour intesive work, i was dirty, sweaty and smelly and was only wearing my work boots and jean shorts. I got out of the truck and grabbed the cold case of beer i had just picked up and made my way into the open garage where i cracked a beer and downed half of it in one drink and then sat down and lit a smoke. It wasnt long before the petite redhead neighbour i had fucked roughly the weekend before was walking into the garage. She must have been

Some interesting bunch of craps

A very old person once told me the secret to long life was to simply keep breathing.

Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.

God gave men a brain and a penis. But only enough blood to run one at a time.

Hard work pays off in the future.
Laziness pays off now.

Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny.
So If you see me without an erection, make me a sandwich.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

A Gentleman is simply a patient wolf

The chicken and fish, are the only animals that are eaten before they're born and after they die.

If you can't intrigue them with science, baffle them with bullshit!!

why do farts smell? .... for the benefit of the deaf?

You have to be odd, to be number one! (Dr Seuss)

“Progress always involves risks; you can’t steal second base and keep your foot on first.”

Some pick-up lines for them in need of romance:
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Is your daddy a baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.

When one door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him how to fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

Why is it called lipstick when you can still move your lips?

Nothing is ever on fire, fire is on things.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Who was the cruel person who put the "s" in lisp?

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

Did you know that a group of ferrets is called a "business"?

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.

When the inventor of the drawing board fucked things up. What did he go back to?

A man is talking to God. “God, how long is a million years?”
God answers, “To me, it’s about a minute.”
“God, how much is a million dollars?”
“To me, it’s a penny.”
“God, may I have a penny?”
“Wait a minute.”

Every breath we take leaves us one breath closer to death.
You want to waste that breath complaining?

Fortune Tellers Society Annual General Meeting postponed due to unforeseen circumstances.

I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it. You never know when you might need a nail

Marriage is all about finding that special person to annoy for a lifetime

To-day is the Tomorrow that You worried about Yesterday.
Smile and make them wonder what you are up to.
A simple "Have a good day." to someone might be the thing that brightens their day.
Remember to pass on (pass forward) any good deed given to you and let the bad ones end at you. It won't solve all The World's ills but it will brighten it a little at that very moment and make at least two people feel better.

The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly, is when it's spelled incorrectly.

The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly, is when it's spelled incorrectly.

Who found out that you can get milk from a cow? And why was he doing it in the first place?

And who was first to say, I'm gonna eat the next thing to pop out of that chicken's arse??

And who was first to say, I'm gonna eat the next thing to pop out of that chicken's arse??

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Top 10 Effects of recession on ordinary man in Nigeria


Effects of recession on ordinary man in Nigeria

It’s no longer an exaggeration that Nigeria is in recession even death and dump man on the street knows that there is scarcity of dollar because that is the new song on everyone’s lips. In economics Recession can be defined as the fall in GDP (Gross Domestic Product) / National output. In layman language recession means the scarcity of money and increase in price of commodities.
To cut the long story short these are the effects of economic recession on ordinary Nigeria man:
  1. Rise in price of commodities:- there is an increase in the price of every commodities to the extent that  whatever you will buy say for #100 before hardily you will see it buy at the rate of #200.
  2. Scarcity of money:- had it been the price of commodities only rise and there is money to buy them it would have been better but here there is increase in price of commodities and scarcity of money simultaneously.
  3. Unemployment:- due to bankrupt some firm will lay off their workers while some will not even border to employ because there is no capital to pay salary..
  4. Lower wages:- both the government and private firms will try to reduce costs by keeping wages low, Osun state as an example cuts the salary of its workers to half.
  5. Low revenue:- due to recession both the public and private firms will generate less revenue compare to when there is no recession.
  6. High crime rate:- People will try to apply the law of survival of the fittest by engaging in criminal acts one way or the others.
  7. Protest:- people will tend to display their frustration on government buy engaging in both peaceful and violence protest.
  8. Lost output:- No investor will like to invest his/her money on a recession inflicted economy thereby decrease the economy products output also there would be no sufficient capital to invest.
  9. Budget deficit:-  A recession will cause an increase in the budget deficit and public or private firm may runs into debt.
  10. Borrowing:- Government, private firms and people will result to borrowing in order to survive.

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10 Scientists to watch out for.

1. Aneil Agrawal

 Evolutionary geneticist Aneil Agrawal is equally at home with real and hypothetical fruit flies.


 2. Phil Baran

Chemist Phil Baran draws on artistry and creativity to efficiently synthesize molecules that could improve people's lives.




3. Jessica Cantlon

 Cognitive neuroscientist Jessica Cantlon wants to find out how humans understand numbers andwhere that understanding comes from


 4. Qian Chen

 Materials scientist Qian Chen is coaxing nanomaterials to self-assemble in new and unexpected ways.

5. Lawrence David

 Computational biologist Lawrence David regularly opens himself to new scientific challenges, including tracking his own microbiome.

6. Anna Frebel

 Astronomer Anna Frebel discovered the most pristine star in the galaxy, among other record-breaking stellar finds.

 7. Jeremy Freeman 

As a group leader at the Janelia Research Campus, Jeremy Freeman is equal parts neuroscientist, computer coder and data visualization whiz.


8. Shayan Oveis Gharan

 Theoretical computer scientist Shayan Oveis Gharan has identified connections between unrelated fields to tackle the traveling salesman problem.

9. Melissa Omand

 Drawn to the water early, oceanographer Melissa Omand now leads research cruises studying how carbon and nutrients move through the seas.

10.  Tenio Popmintchev

 Physicist Tenio Popmintchev has created a tabletop X-ray laser, a Swiss army knife made of light. 



source:https://www.sciencenews.org/article/sn-10-scientists-to-watch-2016





















































My hot neighbor

Wow... another great time with neighbour, even better as impromptu !!
Had early finish at work so I hurriedly went to her apartment . I stood at back door and told her I was bit hot and sweaty from ride.
I pulled her close to me and kissed her neck and unbuttoned her blouse and took it off.. her breasts were pushed up in her lovely bra... I unhooked it and it fell off leaving me to suck her nines which were hard in no time.
She rubbed her pussy through her skirt and said I'm wet and up for it hun so i pulled the skirt off.. and hand rubbed over her knickers. .. she wasn't lying... wet.
I closed the blind to the window and back door and she grabbed my bulge through the shorts and said what she wanted. .. then pulled them off along with my small underwear (for cycling).
She said... your cocks lovely and ready as usual and wife wants me to milk you so here you go. She stroked it and balls nearly bringing to orgasm twice then squeezing to stop.. then after we got on the floor she lubed her fingers with cream from shopping and played with my rear area.. her finger was in my arse and rubbing me ... making my cock harder. sucking my cock at the same time i was swelling up again with cum..
Then stopping to preve cumming she whipped her knickers off and sat on top of me....
to be continued. ..


Continued. .

She was on top with me laying on kitchen floor. Slow then hard then slow. . She was so wet and her juices were all over the base of my cock, pubic hair and balls. When going hard it slipped out and she slid back on.

She leant forward and I kissed her neck then breasts and nipples. .. my hands on her arse cheeks pulling her closer. I slapped her arse a few times and then rubbed round her crack and pussy all wet with juices.

I fucked her hard while she still leant forward.. then told her I wanted to lick her wet pussy. . She slid off me and asked if wanted a 69 but I wanted to just give her oral.. so she laid ask and opened her legs.. Pussy was wide and lips swollen and wet.

I dived straight into her and licked away for not too long until she CAME strongly. ..she had a great orgasm and couldn't touch her for a few mins, and as she came she jerked backwards and hit her head on bottom of kitchen unit. I asked if ok but she just laughed and said .. BALLS, didn't think you'd give me sore head !

She was OK after few mins and said wanted my cum...

I got her on her knees in front of me with her leaning on forearms on floor so arse pointing right at me. I spanked her arse cheeks and then slid my cock all the way inside her lover wet pussy. .. she banged back onto me so hard and noisey... Love the Squelching from pussy. .. and bodies slapping into each other.

It's my favourite position and a guarantee to cum... which after a few more mins happened.

A big shot then smaller ones as I filled her pussy with my love cream.

To be continued. .

To be continued...





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Let's laugh small ooo

A newly married man arrived home from work looking down cast. His wife asked him, honey what is the problem?
Husband : I have a problem. 
Wife: You don't say I when you're married, you say we.  You know we're one, we share our burdens. 
Husband: Okay, we have a problem. 
Wife: What is it honey?
Husband: Our secretary in our office is pregnant for us!
Wife: You and who? It shall not be well with you and her. ..